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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Not really the sharpest knife in the set then...
    A complete and utter pillock.
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      The big girl!!

      A 'nice' text message indeed - whatever next? Cooking dinner for you!
      With any luck...

      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Not that you are jealous or anything...
      No he's not... he knows how much I love him

      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      or Massaging your weary naked body with baby oil.


      Get back Bear! Back I say
      Perv

      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend,


      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


      I bet you were so pleased, you put on a clean string vest to celebrate
      I did but I always put a clean one on for you guys

      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      there you go

      Pretend it's from CM, tongue as well
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        I know Mickey (the name of my MINI) is devastated! All bruised and battered! Heartbroken! All the money I saved up... do not say it is just a piece of metal!

        Thanks for the kiss! A knife would be appreciated if I ever find the a hole that did this!

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          But looking on the bright side, he didn't set fire to it all in your carport on a Sunday afternoon...
          Insurance claim
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by Katie View Post
            Afternoon!

            Hey BP and Diver!

            Bear before you ask... Mr Bear is fine!

            I'm not though someone smashed into my gorgeous car this mornign on the way to work and just drove off without even stopping! I can't believe it! I am heartbroken and aching!
            Oh no - are you alright, Katie?

            Would you like a sweetie?
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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Most of it was red bills and final demands.

              He lost his job just before Christmas.
              So he won't notice another 12 credit cards then...

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                My neck and back hurt!

                I don't really like sweets maybe just a jug of Woo Woo though?

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                  Originally posted by Katie View Post
                  I know Mickey (the name of my MINI) is devastated! All bruised and battered! Heartbroken! All the money I saved up... do not say it is just a piece of metal!

                  Thanks for the kiss! A knife would be appreciated if I ever find the a hole that did this!
                  No! it's a Mini.

                  Junk is the word we were going to use
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    No! it's a Mini.

                    Junk is the word we were going to use
                    A new MINI at least so not a piece of junk better than a Passat anywho!

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                      I have to go lay down.

                      Pills have kicked in big time
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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