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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Thank you kind Sir.

    I am nearly at the end of my joke file so after that it will need internet searches - standards will then rise.
    rec.humor.funny
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Do you think ferret will change my Godlike title to Bazzalike?


      Spankalike?

      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        Originally posted by Bear View Post
        so - so far you have:

        Dropped the washing on the floor.
        can't re wash it due to inability to use the washing machine
        dented the varnish on the new parquet
        stained the new varnish with coke
        ruined a t shirt
        re opened the wound on your hand

        it's only 11.30!!
        It's sad, isn't it? Diver's clearly losing his form.

        Nearly mid-day and not yet been to Casualty.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          AJ? AJ?

          AJ?

          AJ? AJ?

          Is there an AJ in the forum? I ask since some tosser outside my hotel window is shouting up trying to get AJ's attention.

          Shall I tell said tosser to **** off or to **** off?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            morning all

            lovely day in London, sun is coming up over the o2 dome

            got me a white coffee and 4 white toast with butter cut in diagonals
            Married

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              AJ? AJ?

              AJ?

              AJ? AJ?

              Is there an AJ in the forum? I ask since some tosser outside my hotel window is shouting up trying to get AJ's attention.

              Shall I tell said tosser to **** off or to **** off?
              tell him to piss off
              Married

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                Someone else has given him the polite "I say, do you mind?" treatment.

                Tosser told him to "**** off" instead!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
                  morning all

                  lovely day in London, sun is coming up over the o2 dome

                  got me a white coffee and 4 white toast with butter cut in diagonals
                  Morning, AndyGarbs!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Best of luck... if you manage it - my dad might ask for you for a few tips
                    #88188





                    Well done!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                      Morning BI

                      Toast has now been consumed
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