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    I'm proud to have re-fashioned the STW phrase... long may it continue

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      I've got 290'ish post to godlike.

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        so the rules say no football ? Is that correct ?
        He said the F***b**l word

        Burn Him!!!!
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          yes. But defrauding HMRC will be category A! I expect he will be getting a soapy titty **** from Mr Big most nights...
          So it's not all bad then!

          I suppose I'll just get the £1,000 fine to go with the £500 one I'm expecting 'cos my Corporation Tax wasn't sent either.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            So it's not all bad then!

            I suppose I'll just get the £1,000 fine to go with the £500 one I'm expecting 'cos my Corporation Tax wasn't sent either.
            Bankruptcy is always an option
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I have never understood why they close it at certain times. Maybe the government think computers are like people and need sleep.
              TPD's bananananas never sleep
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              Well done!
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Hm! wonder where BI is

                They don't serve warrants on a Sunday do they
                Funnily enough I was writing ANOTHER stroppy letter to my accountant and faxing it.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  morning all
                  Morning 5X!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    A lot of crows in the garden this morning, probably why this place is called crow valley
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      My wife says that I should slow down, that I am an accident waiting to happen again & again & again

                      My doctor told me that I was personally responsible for the financial difficulties that the NHS are experiencing, and that I should go private as it would make me a damned sight more cautious
                      DIVER SPENT MY NATIONAL INSURANCE
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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