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He said the F***b**l wordOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postso the rules say no football ? Is that correct ?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postyes. But defrauding HMRC will be category A! I expect he will be getting a soapy titty **** from Mr Big most nights...
So it's not all bad then!
I suppose I'll just get the £1,000 fine to go with the £500 one I'm expecting 'cos my Corporation Tax wasn't sent either.
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Bankruptcy is always an optionOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
So it's not all bad then!
I suppose I'll just get the £1,000 fine to go with the £500 one I'm expecting 'cos my Corporation Tax wasn't sent either.
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TPD's bananananas never sleepOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have never understood why they close it at certain times. Maybe the government think computers are like people and need sleep.#87378
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Funnily enough I was writing ANOTHER stroppy letter to my accountant and faxing it.Originally posted by Diver View PostHm! wonder where BI is
They don't serve warrants on a Sunday do they
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Morning 5X!Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postmorning all
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A lot of crows in the garden this morning, probably why this place is called crow valley
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Originally posted by Diver View PostMy wife says that I should slow down, that I am an accident waiting to happen again & again & again
My doctor told me that I was personally responsible for the financial difficulties that the NHS are experiencing, and that I should go private as it would make me a damned sight more cautious
DIVER SPENT MY NATIONAL INSURANCE
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