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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postso the rules say no football ? Is that correct ?
Burn Him!!!!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postyes. But defrauding HMRC will be category A! I expect he will be getting a soapy titty **** from Mr Big most nights...
I suppose I'll just get the £1,000 fine to go with the £500 one I'm expecting 'cos my Corporation Tax wasn't sent either.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSo it's not all bad then!
I suppose I'll just get the £1,000 fine to go with the £500 one I'm expecting 'cos my Corporation Tax wasn't sent either.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have never understood why they close it at certain times. Maybe the government think computers are like people and need sleep.#87378
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostHm! wonder where BI is
They don't serve warrants on a Sunday do theyDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postmorning allDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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A lot of crows in the garden this morning, probably why this place is called crow valleyConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostMy wife says that I should slow down, that I am an accident waiting to happen again & again & again
My doctor told me that I was personally responsible for the financial difficulties that the NHS are experiencing, and that I should go private as it would make me a damned sight more cautiousDIVER SPENT MY NATIONAL INSURANCEDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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