test please delete

[Diver]

You know when it goes all dark and everyone disappears off TPD and the neighbours get cross with you for using your big vehicles and you hate it 'cos your blokes insist on leaving the site to see their families and so you come on here and do all your posting?

That's called "night", that is.

[Diver]

I asked my lovely wife if we had a spare multi-point extension lead, I now have a pile of extension leads on the floor beside me
I must stop buying the damned things

[BrowneIssue]

Underwater builder

Doesn't your tea dissolve in the water?

Do you have a special opening in your diving suit for your arse-crack to hang out of?

[BrilloPad]

Unemployment 1 %
Transport 99 %
Criminality 2 %
Pollution 1 %

[BrowneIssue]

I am using this bonus time to go through last week's post. I didn't really look at it yesterday.

Our gas & leccy was with PowerGen. They put their prices up in January.

In February they became "eon".

I have a letter saying they're putting their prices up and "we're one of the last major suppliers to make this change".

They are also lying bastards.

[Diver]

Doesn't your tea dissolve in the water?

Do you have a special opening in your diving suit for your arse-crack to hang out of?

1. Unfortunately surface demand/support diving does not include tea.

2. No, coz I would have to have a bung to plug up the hole or I would end up with a major cold water enema

[BrowneIssue]

I checked with uSwitch and found I could have spent £1500 less on gas & leccy last year if I was with someone else.

So I phoned the letting agents and they confirmed the contract does say I am not allowed to change supplier.

[Diver]

I am using this bonus time to go through last week's post. I didn't really look at it yesterday.

Our gas & leccy was with PowerGen. They put their prices up in January.

In February they became "eon".

I have a letter saying they're putting their prices up and "we're one of the last major suppliers to make this change".

They are also lying bastards.

But when the cost of supply drops, they will all rush to lower our utility bills

[BrilloPad]

I only got 9.5 hours sleep last night - I must try to get up to full quota tonight.

[BrilloPad]

So I phoned the letting agents and they confirmed the contract does say I am not allowed to change supplier.

eh? why would they do that?