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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    I have now fashioned the beginnings of a sales page:


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    Dear, Friend,

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    If that isn’t enough just add to that:

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    [insert name]
    CEO & Professor of Drivelology
    Blimey.....someone's upset
    Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      It only happens 12 times a year - I could do weekly but it is too much aggro! makes accounting soooo much easier.
      wouldn't you prefer the money in your account sooner earning interest ?

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        how is weekly timesheets too much agro ?

        Weekly for me
        I have to submit, chase up boss to make sure approved, then send copy of timesheet to umbrella.

        umbrella pays once per month so I can not be sure what I get paid when. They use to pay weekly - but even then I went monthly to make tracking the money easier.

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          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          wouldn't you prefer the money in your account sooner earning interest ?
          The amnount of interest is just not worth the effort.

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            full house?

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              On a Sunday?

              You should have been in church...
              Yep - 24/7 banking! Someone probably thought they would have a nice sunday afternoon shift - then I phoned

              Church - good one
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                #84884
                BrilloPad
                Godlike

                full house

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                  Originally posted by Bear View Post
                  Yep - 24/7 banking! Someone probably thought they would have a nice sunday afternoon shift - then I phoned

                  Church - good one
                  I just can't keep up with the moden world.

                  sigh.

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                    Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
                    Blimey.....someone's upset
                    hi shelby

                    How are you?

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                      I wont go for a walk. I shall just drivel here...

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