Oh! Ayres!!! I thought you said Anderson
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostJust paid the moron tax
Have to pop to the garage for the paper in a bit... ah, thinking about it, I need some onions for my spag bol, so I'll have to go to the Co-Op instead.
And he hasn't collected his winnings yet...Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI need a pee now
just thought I'd share the moment
How many times did you shake?
Is your damaged hand having an effect upon your aim?
Did you miss?
Did you flush?
(BI in DS23 questioning mode)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDid you see the thing about the chappie who won a million on a 50p accumulator?
And he hasn't collected his winnings yet...Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAnd? Are we going to get details?
How many times did you shake?
Several Dozen
Is your damaged hand having an effect upon your aim?
Yes, this baby needs two hands
Did you miss?
No, I find mine first time
Did you flush?
I was a little red and out of breath
(BI in DS23 questioning mode)Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSo will I be if I don't get some exercise or get back to work soon
But I suspect you would interpret that as: "How about lifting sunken 100 tonne lock gates from the bottom of Cardiff docks by means of you being under 20 metres of cold, murky water and working with heavy guage chains and probably explosives if given half a chance?"
Am I right or am I right?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIf you were anyone else I would suggest "How about some gentle swimming?"
But I suspect you would interpret that as: "How about lifting sunken 100 tonne lock gates from the bottom of Cardiff docks by means of you being under 20 metres of cold, murky water and working with heavy guage chains and probably explosives if given half a chance?"
Am I right or am I right?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI cannot abide that man.
Pile surgery would be preferable to listening or watching any of his shows.
I don't like her either...
Glad you liked it though...
If given a choice between Jordan, Nigella or Pam Ayres, I'd go for the latter. And I reckon I'd have serious knob-ache and completely depleted balls by the end of an evening.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWrong, it's Barry docks first for two 300 ton caissons
What do you do for recreation?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostYou slide it under the drawer on the vending machine while holding in the Coin Reject button, and move it sharply to the left. Voila! the drawer pops open.
At least, it did in the boozer I went to circa 1983.
And my mate P.E. had an electric lighter that when you held it against the metal panel on the table-top Lunar Lander machine and clicked it would either reset the machine, lock it up, or grant you credits. I thought that was an urban legend until he showed me how to do it.Comment
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