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    Things wrong with the Vauxhall Zafira

    It has got seat-heaters.

    The wife's limo has them: a gentle all-over-the-seat-surface warmth. Luvverly.

    The Zafira? It's like sitting on a hot plate.

    You can tell exactly where the small very-near-the-surface heating element is. And other than that small, nearly burning patch on the back of your thighs, it has no effect.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Well done to Diver on 9k posts!
      Morning, Scourer!
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        I've just had 3 in a row

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          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          When i say big, they aren't huge.... Just about right if you had big hands
          I have big hands
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            I've just had 3 in a row
            Boobs
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Boobs
              is it the pk's or am I just getting confused?
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Just smacked the tender part on the keyboard shelf, that's why there was a pause in my posting.

                I was banging my head on the keyboard in pain

                Do I have a QWERTY imprinted forehead now?
                Do I need to do another PhotoShop of your Avatar? :
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  I have big hands

                  Hand

                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Boobs
                  Now that would be scary... but fun, one for each hand and a spare for the mouth/tongue

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    No you have FOOL imprinted
                    Ouch! Harsh!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Shower and shave time.

                      Then coffee injection and off I go

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