test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

or at least a recognizable pattern

Well, the normal advice doesn't work with you: "What you need is some fresh air and do some work. Then you'd sleep at night."

What happens if you do nothing all day? Do you sleep then?

Have you ever done nothing all day?

[Diver]

I was going to say but you used the right word the first time.

ah! You thought I meant posting

[BrowneIssue]

When we sweep that stuff under the carpet in here (coz we're lazy) it falls through the gaps in the floorboards and ends up in the basement/PCG forum

Stuff like stale toast crumbs, and scabby bits of skin from scratching and tired old jokes and certain people's discarded underwear and <ahem> banned people.

Even the "Interesting Posts" forum is boring.

[Diver]

Besides, a few more in here like CM would leave a certain Teddy very confused

[Diver]

Stuff like stale toast crumbs, and scabby bits of skin from scratching and tired old jokes and certain people's discarded underwear and <ahem> banned people.

Even the "Interesting Posts" forum is boring.

No we usually end up with their banned people. Ie. Denny

[BrowneIssue]

anything that will relieve the agony of work on a friday afternoon!

That's why God invented beer.

The permies at ClientCo sloped off to the pub at 12:30 yesterday.

So I packed up, locked up the office securely (they won't have thanked me for that! ) and buggered off back home.

[Diver]

Cup of plenty 1 ltr tea mug is empty, back in a sec

[BrowneIssue]

Besides, a few more in here like CM would leave a certain Teddy very confused

Confused? Oh, his mind is made up alright! He wouldn't be confused so much as in a permanent state of sexual frenzy.

Should we have a whip-round and buy him an "intimate massage" to help him get through his wife's pregnancy?

[Diver]

Confused? Oh, his mind is made up alright! He wouldn't be confused so much as in a permanent state of sexual frenzy.

Should we have a whip-round and buy him an "intimate massage" to help him get through his wife's pregnancy?

Ooh! Whip's and things

[BrowneIssue]

But they wouldn't be half as satisfying as buying me