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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Well, I've really done it this time.
    Chopping up old timbers on the big power saw on friday, and a nail in the timber caught my glove and dragged my left hand into the saw blade.

    Sawed through the back of my hand. cut through the index finger bone, thumb and middle finger bones. severed the tendons for the index, middle and the next finger. nicked half through the thumb tendon and vein, and stripped the skin from the back of my hand.
    they flew me up to Morriston hospital in Swansea to the plastic surgery unit.
    those wonderful surgeons managed to save my hand and all my fingers.
    they sent me home this morning because I wouldn't stay in bed anyway.
    in plaster now up to the elbow, and will be for the next six weeks.


    yes I know = idiot

    have to go to the hospital now. hand has started bleeding through the bandages and won't stop.

    later
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Morning all

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        19 February: The transport network of TPDVille has been improved.

        Unemployment 0 %
        Transport 98 %
        Criminality 1 %
        Pollution 0 %

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          19 February: The transport network of TPDVille has been improved.

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            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            19 February: The transport network of TPDVille has been improved.
            Well done that man

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              Well - another day of chasing solicitors, removals firms, looking for enough money to buy the house, etc etc

              Oh yeah - and client cos work as well
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                Well - another day of chasing solicitors, removals firms, looking for enough money to buy the house, etc etc

                Oh yeah - and client cos work as well
                you found that 50k yet ?

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                  The Top TPD Posters

                  No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit

                  .1) DS23 ..............10000 = 12.112% = 1 in every 8 posts
                  .2) zeitghost ......... 8110 = .9.823% = 1 in every 10 posts
                  .3) TheFaQQer ......... 6936 = .8.401% = 1 in every 11 posts
                  .4) BrowneIssue ....... 6729 = .8.150% = 1 in every 12 posts
                  .5) cailin maith ...... 6062 = .7.342% = 1 in every 13 posts
                  .6) Diver ............. 6023 = .7.295% = 1 in every 13 posts
                  .7) BrilloPad ......... 5922 = .7.173% = 1 in every 13 posts
                  .8) NickFitz .......... 4469 = .5.413% = 1 in every 18 posts
                  .9) FiveTimes ......... 3583 = .4.340% = 1 in every 23 posts
                  10) Bear .............. 3304 = .4.002% = 1 in every 24 posts
                  11) Fortune Green ..... 2206 = .2.672% = 1 in every 37 posts
                  12) DiscoStu .......... 2015 = .2.441% = 1 in every 40 posts
                  13) Jog On ............ 1687 = .2.043% = 1 in every 48 posts
                  14) PRC1964 ........... 1384 = .1.676% = 1 in every 59 posts
                  15) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .1.562% = 1 in every 64 posts
                  16) Troll ............. 1058 = .1.281% = 1 in every 78 posts
                  17) DaveB ............. .930 = .1.126% = 1 in every 88 posts
                  18) Xenophon .......... .792 = .0.959% = 1 in every 104 posts
                  19) Sockpuppet ........ .725 = .0.878% = 1 in every 113 posts
                  20) realityhack ....... .678 = .0.821% = 1 in every 121 posts
                  21) oracleslave ....... .655 = .0.793% = 1 in every 126 posts
                  22) The Lone Gunman ... .540 = .0.654% = 1 in every 152 posts
                  23) BA to the Stars ... .435 = .0.527% = 1 in every 189 posts
                  24) Gonzo ............. .377 = .0.457% = 1 in every 218 posts
                  25) Moscow Mule ....... .362 = .0.438% = 1 in every 228 posts
                  26) ElectricChair ..... .319 = .0.386% = 1 in every 258 posts
                  27) Clownio ........... .298 = .0.361% = 1 in every 277 posts
                  28) Moose423956 ....... .287 = .0.348% = 1 in every 287 posts
                  29) MrsGoof ........... .276 = .0.334% = 1 in every 299 posts
                  30) El_Diablo ......... .248 = .0.300% = 1 in every 332 posts
                  31) EqualOpportunities . 238 = .0.288% = 1 in every 346 posts
                  32) threaded .......... .234 = .0.283% = 1 in every 352 posts
                  33) alreadypacked ..... .231 = .0.280% = 1 in every 357 posts
                  34) Ardesco ........... .209 = .0.253% = 1 in every 395 posts
                  35) wendigo100 ........ .203 = .0.246% = 1 in every 406 posts
                  36) Let-Me-In ......... .188 = .0.228% = 1 in every 439 posts
                  37) SallyAnne ......... .183 = .0.222% = 1 in every 451 posts
                  38) AtW ............... .166 = .0.201% = 1 in every 497 posts
                  39) fzbucks ........... .160 = .0.194% = 1 in every 516 posts
                  40) Zorba ............. .157 = .0.190% = 1 in every 525 posts
                  41) cykophysh39 ....... .145 = .0.176% = 1 in every 569 posts
                  42) janey ............. .135 = .0.164% = 1 in every 611 posts
                  43) RandyW ............ .129 = .0.156% = 1 in every 640 posts
                  44) sasguru ........... .115 = .0.139% = 1 in every 717 posts
                  45) darmstadt ......... .114 = .0.138% = 1 in every 724 posts
                  46) tay ............... . 92 = .0.111% = 1 in every 897 posts
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    The Top Drivellers

                    TPDNo. User . . . . . . .TPDPosts CUKRank CUKPosts Drivel%

                    . .4) .BrowneIssue....... .6729 . . . 9 . . 7509 . 89.612%
                    . .9) .FiveTimes......... .3583 . . .22 . . 4233 . 84.644%
                    . .8) .NickFitz.......... .4469 . . .15 . . 5290 . 84.480%
                    . 10) .Bear.............. .3304 . . .24 . . 3967 . 83.287%
                    . .1) .DS23.............. 10000 . . . 3 . .12110 . 82.576%
                    . 11) .Fortune Green..... .2206 . . .33 . . 2737 . 80.599%
                    . 12) .DiscoStu.......... .2015 . . .38 . . 2528 . 79.707%
                    . .5) .cailin maith...... .6062 . . . 8 . . 7765 . 78.068%
                    . .6) .Diver............. .6023 . . . 7 . . 8510 . 70.776%
                    . 13) .Jog On............ .1687 . . .40 . . 2423 . 69.624%
                    . .7) .BrilloPad......... .5922 . . . 4 . . 9748 . 60.751%
                    . .3) .TheFaQQer......... .6936 . . . 2 . .12184 . 56.927%
                    . 23) .BA to the Stars... . 435 . . 112 . . .797 . 54.580%
                    . 30) .El_Diablo......... . 248 . . 161 . . .470 . 52.766%
                    . 27) .Clownio........... . 298 . . 141 . . .565 . 52.743%
                    . 14) .PRC1964........... .1384 . . .35 . . 2686 . 51.526%
                    . 41) .RandyW............ . 145 . . 182 . . .345 . 42.029%
                    . .2) .zeitghost......... .8110 . . . 1 . .20367 . 39.819%
                    . 15) .n5gooner.......... .1290 . . .26 . . 3679 . 35.064%
                    . 39) .fzbucks........... . 160 . . 153 . . .514 . 31.128%
                    . 21) .oracleslave....... . 655 . . .41 . . 2342 . 27.968%
                    . 24) .Gonzo............. . 377 . . .73 . . 1434 . 26.290%
                    . 18) .Xenophon.......... . 792 . . .27 . . 3391 . 23.356%
                    . 17) .DaveB............. . 930 . . .19 . . 4376 . 21.252%
                    . 31) .EqualOpportunities . 238 . . .85 . . 1240 . 19.194%
                    . 25) .Moscow Mule....... . 362 . . .52 . . 1902 . 19.033%
                    . 20) .realityhack....... . 678 . . .25 . . 3707 . 18.290%
                    . 28) .Moose423956....... . 287 . . .67 . . 1573 . 18.245%
                    . 19) .Sockpuppet........ . 725 . . .23 . . 4007 . 18.093%
                    . 16) .Troll............. .1058 . . .13 . . 5934 . 17.829%
                    . 33) .alreadypacked..... . 231 . . .77 . . 1385 . 16.679%
                    . 22) .The Lone Gunman... . 540 . . .17 . . 4878 . 11.070%
                    . 44) .tay............... . 115 . . .83 . . 1313 . .8.759%
                    . 34) .Ardesco........... . 209 . . .21 . . 4247 . .4.921% <-- new entry
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      An an updated .sig with the latest stats links for Scourer's benefit...
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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