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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I wonder how long that will last?
    I think I've already done this one...

    No I haven't... so...





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    Last edited by zeitghost; 18 February 2008, 14:13.

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      Managed to get some project codes so I now have sent faxed timesheets to the agency!

      But no email from Agency to say "Got the signed timesheets - a wheelbarrow full of cash is coming your way".

      Hmm. Thinks. There is only one possible explanation.

      Hey CM - where did you leave the wheelbarrow?

      Meanwhile ... back to work.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by Bear View Post
        I wonder if some spread betting on the stock market today could help?



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          Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
          HEY!!

          It gives you a warm glow just like a hot water bottle does, and it also makes the world seem better than normal at times!!!
          Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
          If I didn't know better you could so easily be talking about a golden shower.
          I'll admit that I suffer from a reasonably twisted mind, but how the hell you get golden shower out of what I wrote I will never know......



          (Don't let SP in if he comes knocking later CM, you don't know what he's going to try and do.....)

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            afternoon all

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Managed to get some project codes so I now have sent faxed timesheets to the agency!


              that is the hard part sorted surely?

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                Blimey! Half an hour without a post!!

                People must be busy

                I've got a meeting and I have to find more removals quotes.

                Pickfords came in seriously expensive. We're only moving 4 miles!!!! My dad had a cheaper quote for moving to France ffs!!

                2500 quid my arse!!!
                I was busy on the counting thread!

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  I think I've already done this one...

                  No I haven't... so...





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                  Thank you kind Sir

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                    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                    I'll admit that I suffer from a reasonably twisted mind, but how the hell you get golden shower out of what I wrote I will never know......



                    (Don't let SP in if he comes knocking later CM, you don't know what he's going to try and do.....)
                    You had me at hello...

                    Er...I mean warm glow. That was really the only link.
                    Last edited by Sockpuppet; 18 February 2008, 14:51.

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                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      You had me at hello...

                      Er...I mean walm glow. That was really the only link.
                      I think I now see why you're single...

                      SP's Ex "Aw look at that baby smiling at us, doesn't that just give you a warm glow.."

                      SP "Warm Glow???"

                      SP whips out SP Jnr and proceeds to urinate on SP's Ex

                      SP "There you go love, just what you asked for!"

                      SP's Ex "You ******* sick bastard!!!! what the **** do you think you are doing, what am I going to do now I'm soaked and smell of piss!!! **** off right now before I rip your ******* balls off you ******* ******!!!"

                      SP "hmm that didn't work out the way it was supposed to......"

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