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    The Top TPD Posters

    No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit

    .1) DS23 ..............10000 = 12.210% = 1 in every 8 posts
    .2) zeitghost ......... 8041 = .9.818% = 1 in every 10 posts
    .3) TheFaQQer ......... 6936 = .8.469% = 1 in every 11 posts
    .4) BrowneIssue ....... 6534 = .7.978% = 1 in every 12 posts
    .5) cailin maith ...... 5994 = .7.319% = 1 in every 13 posts
    .6) Diver ............. 5963 = .7.281% = 1 in every 13 posts
    .7) BrilloPad ......... 5809 = .7.093% = 1 in every 14 posts
    .8) NickFitz .......... 4423 = .5.401% = 1 in every 18 posts
    .9) FiveTimes ......... 3556 = .4.342% = 1 in every 23 posts
    10) Bear .............. 3273 = .3.996% = 1 in every 25 posts
    11) Fortune Green ..... 2206 = .2.694% = 1 in every 37 posts
    12) DiscoStu .......... 2015 = .2.460% = 1 in every 40 posts
    13) Jog On ............ 1687 = .2.060% = 1 in every 48 posts
    14) PRC1964 ........... 1380 = .1.685% = 1 in every 59 posts
    15) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .1.575% = 1 in every 63 posts
    16) Troll ............. 1058 = .1.292% = 1 in every 77 posts
    17) DaveB ............. .930 = .1.136% = 1 in every 88 posts
    18) Xenophon .......... .792 = .0.967% = 1 in every 103 posts
    19) Sockpuppet ........ .713 = .0.871% = 1 in every 114 posts
    20) realityhack ....... .678 = .0.828% = 1 in every 120 posts
    21) oracleslave ....... .655 = .0.800% = 1 in every 125 posts
    22) The Lone Gunman ... .540 = .0.659% = 1 in every 151 posts
    23) BA to the Stars ... .433 = .0.529% = 1 in every 189 posts
    24) Gonzo ............. .377 = .0.460% = 1 in every 217 posts
    25) Moscow Mule ....... .362 = .0.442% = 1 in every 226 posts
    26) ElectricChair ..... .319 = .0.390% = 1 in every 256 posts
    27) Clownio ........... .298 = .0.364% = 1 in every 274 posts
    28) Moose423956 ....... .287 = .0.350% = 1 in every 285 posts
    29) MrsGoof ........... .276 = .0.337% = 1 in every 296 posts
    30) El_Diablo ......... .247 = .0.302% = 1 in every 331 posts
    31) threaded .......... .234 = .0.286% = 1 in every 349 posts
    32) alreadypacked ..... .231 = .0.282% = 1 in every 354 posts
    33) EqualOpportunities . 231 = .0.282% = 1 in every 354 posts
    34) wendigo100 ........ .203 = .0.248% = 1 in every 403 posts
    35) Ardesco ........... .196 = .0.239% = 1 in every 417 posts
    36) Let-Me-In ......... .188 = .0.230% = 1 in every 435 posts
    37) SallyAnne ......... .183 = .0.223% = 1 in every 447 posts
    38) AtW ............... .166 = .0.203% = 1 in every 493 posts
    39) fzbucks ........... .160 = .0.195% = 1 in every 511 posts
    40) Zorba ............. .157 = .0.192% = 1 in every 521 posts
    41) cykophysh39 ....... .145 = .0.177% = 1 in every 564 posts
    42) janey ............. .135 = .0.165% = 1 in every 606 posts
    43) RandyW ............ .129 = .0.158% = 1 in every 634 posts
    44) sasguru ........... .115 = .0.140% = 1 in every 712 posts
    45) darmstadt ......... .114 = .0.139% = 1 in every 718 posts
    46) tay ............... . 92 = .0.112% = 1 in every 890 posts
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      The Top Drivellers

      TPDNo. User . . . . . . .TPDPosts CUKRank CUKPosts Drivel%

      . .4) .BrowneIssue....... .6534 . . . 9 . . 7284 . 89.703%
      . .9) .FiveTimes......... .3556 . . .22 . . 4205 . 84.566%
      . .8) .NickFitz.......... .4423 . . .15 . . 5236 . 84.473%
      . 10) .Bear.............. .3273 . . .24 . . 3934 . 83.198%
      . .1) .DS23.............. 10000 . . . 3 . .12110 . 82.576%
      . 11) .Fortune Green..... .2206 . . .33 . . 2737 . 80.599%
      . 12) .DiscoStu.......... .2015 . . .38 . . 2527 . 79.739%
      . .5) .cailin maith...... .5994 . . . 8 . . 7696 . 77.885%
      . .6) .Diver............. .5963 . . . 7 . . 8417 . 70.845%
      . 13) .Jog On............ .1687 . . .40 . . 2423 . 69.624%
      . .7) .BrilloPad......... .5809 . . . 5 . . 9371 . 61.989%
      . .3) .TheFaQQer......... .6936 . . . 2 . .12160 . 57.039%
      . 23) .BA to the Stars... . 433 . . 113 . . .794 . 54.534%
      . 30) .El_Diablo......... . 247 . . 161 . . .468 . 52.778%
      . 27) .Clownio........... . 298 . . 138 . . .565 . 52.743%
      . 14) .PRC1964........... .1380 . . .35 . . 2681 . 51.473%
      . 41) .RandyW............ . 145 . . 182 . . .345 . 42.029%
      . .2) .zeitghost......... .8041 . . . 1 . .20275 . 39.660%
      . 15) .n5gooner.......... .1290 . . .26 . . 3679 . 35.064%
      . 39) .fzbucks........... . 160 . . 153 . . .514 . 31.128%
      . 21) .oracleslave....... . 655 . . .42 . . 2325 . 28.172%
      . 24) .Gonzo............. . 377 . . .73 . . 1428 . 26.401%
      . 18) .Xenophon.......... . 792 . . .27 . . 3391 . 23.356%
      . 17) .DaveB............. . 930 . . .19 . . 4376 . 21.252%
      . 25) .Moscow Mule....... . 362 . . .52 . . 1898 . 19.073%
      . 33) .EqualOpportunities . 231 . . .85 . . 1231 . 18.765%
      . 20) .realityhack....... . 678 . . .25 . . 3703 . 18.309%
      . 28) .Moose423956....... . 287 . . .66 . . 1570 . 18.280%
      . 19) .Sockpuppet........ . 713 . . .23 . . 3976 . 17.933%
      . 16) .Troll............. .1058 . . .13 . . 5931 . 17.838%
      . 32) .alreadypacked..... . 231 . . .77 . . 1380 . 16.739%
      . 40) .Zorba............. . 157 . . .95 . . 1007 . 15.591%
      . 29) .MrsGoof........... . 276 . . .49 . . 1966 . 14.039%
      . 35) .Ardesco........... . 196 . . .21 . . 4219 . .4.646%
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Now to update my .sig
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          I spent 29 weeks on the bench.

          If my last gig had continued - as it was originally supposed to - I could realistically have earned over £n0,000 and potentially up to £nn,000 in that time.



          Why the red? We don't talk rates here, do we? No, we don't. It wouldn't make anybody happy.

          But, Christ! £n0,000! What I could do with that kind of money right now! (Pay tax on it, mostly!)
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Although not for long...
            #81000





            Well done!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              It was ok, the chicken still had some skin on (yuck!) and there were one or two gristly bits, too much parmesan and oddly not enough lettuce even though that would be the cheapest component and one would expect to have a lot of it.

              Harrumph!
              The Missus & I went to the most expensive curry shop in town that night (Weds). The walls & windows are covered in awards.

              We had chicken gristle in tasteless pink sauce and we paid £35 for the privilege.

              Does that help?
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post



                NickFitz
                got
                a
                000
                81000
                Millennium!!
                Falcon!!
                #81018





                Well done!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Great news, Brownei! What's it like?
                  A garage for storing empty bottles and ageing cider. A well-lit downstairs room for card-making & painting soldiers. A dining room which will make a good beer-making room. A good sized kitchen with a HUGE gas range (equals happy Mrs BI). 1 single bed bedroom and 3 doubles. The single bed bedroom will be for storage, one double bedroom will be our bedroom, one for guests and the biggest goes from front-to-back of the house so will be the office.

                  The back garden is on a slope and is not overlooked. The front has a garden and drive for 3 cars and a view that goes for many, many miles. (I'll need to spend some time with a map to work out just how far.)

                  It is a in a cul-de-sac on a nice estate in a nice bit of town, 5 minutes walk from the station and about 15 minutes by push-bike to work.

                  Now we just have to wait for the landlord to clear out.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    If in doubt, delete everything and start again.

                    I'm suggesting that to my client - let's scrap the three years of development and start again (kerching!)
                    I once had a student allocated to me for 4 months on work experience.

                    At the end I assured her all her work would be embedded into ClientCorp's core systems. I escorted her to the door, went back to my desk and deleted her home directory.

                    Zero risk, zero benefit.

                    Job done.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      This student was a high-flyer.

                      Lots of trade press coverage, getting financial support from charities, getting aid from government.

                      This was quite a coup that ClientCorp had even got her.

                      I had the odd phone call from her professors asking whether her contributions were making the significant enhancements to our clunky old legacy systems as they had predicted. I said "Of course! We have trouble keeping up with her!"
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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