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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    An under utilised icon imo

    2300.
    And a much better one than the stupid one that AtW asked for and got...
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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Evening denizens

      How are we all this fine Thursday evening?
      Evening, Nick!



      I managed to leave work at a decent time today. Tomorrow morning will be busy, but then heading to the airport as ever.
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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        evening all
        Evening, BP

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Hello, NickFitz!
          Evening, BI

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            My hideously expensive one keeps telling me "Maximum number of simultaneous connections reached."

            At one o'clock in the morning?

            When (judging by the vans in the car park) half the people staying there are shopfitters and such who tend to head off for work by half seven at the latest?

            I used to wait until just before the end of the month (I used to pay monthly in the hotel) and then bombard them with emails about how bad the service was. 3 months out of 5 they refunded the costs completely
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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              A Senior Project Manager in his 50s at PreviousClientCo announced to the office that he had a "back, sack 'n' crack job" done at the weekend.

              It was one of those weird, silent eerie moments when everyone stops what they were doing to glance at each others sideways and try not to giggle out loud.
              A friend of a friend had one done, sponsored for charity.

              They filmed it to prove that it had happened, and screened it on the big TV in their local. Filmed most of the preparation, and then just focused on his face during the actual waxing bit.
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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                zeitghost
                More fingers than teeth 20,206
                DS23
                TPDeity 12,110
                TheFaQQer
                Godlike 12,086
                AtW
                Lord of Squirrels 9,377
                BrilloPad
                Godlike 9,175
                I'm soon to regain second place, it seems.

                Mind you, none of you lot noticed that I passed 12000 CUK posts last night.
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                  Originally posted by Bear View Post
                  I'm on a diet - so I guess Fuzzy's is off my lunch list for a while
                  I'm currently on a full cooked breakfast every morning, a roast dinner at lunch time, a minimum of banana and crisps in my brief case, a cooked meal in a restaurant in the evening, then biccies and nibbles in the hotel room.

                  Anyway, to change the subject, for some reason, my suit is shrinking. Actually, so is the belt on my jeans. Why is that?
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                    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                    you are not losing hair, you're getting more head.
                    I am fairly confident even DS23 would be able to tell the difference between going bald and a BJ.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Story of my life, incompatible wimmin...
                      Incompatibility is the secret to a happy marriage.

                      He must have an income and she must be pattable.
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