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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEvening denizens
How are we all this fine Thursday evening?
I managed to leave work at a decent time today. Tomorrow morning will be busy, but then heading to the airport as ever.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMy hideously expensive one keeps telling me "Maximum number of simultaneous connections reached."
At one o'clock in the morning?
When (judging by the vans in the car park) half the people staying there are shopfitters and such who tend to head off for work by half seven at the latest?
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostA Senior Project Manager in his 50s at PreviousClientCo announced to the office that he had a "back, sack 'n' crack job" done at the weekend.
It was one of those weird, silent eerie moments when everyone stops what they were doing to glance at each others sideways and try not to giggle out loud.
They filmed it to prove that it had happened, and screened it on the big TV in their local. Filmed most of the preparation, and then just focused on his face during the actual waxing bit.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postzeitghost
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Mind you, none of you lot noticed that I passed 12000 CUK posts last night.Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostI'm on a diet - so I guess Fuzzy's is off my lunch list for a while
Anyway, to change the subject, for some reason, my suit is shrinking. Actually, so is the belt on my jeans. Why is that?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by oracleslave View Postyou are not losing hair, you're getting more head.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostStory of my life, incompatible wimmin...
He must have an income and she must be pattable.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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