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[BrowneIssue]

Still the same ones [workshops] as before?

The ones without fire extinquishers in the room?

Any goths in this one?

Wow! Can we use goths to smother fires now?

Is dat cos dey is so wet?

[BrowneIssue]

me too - I found the Bravissimo brochure when I was tidying up last night and found a couple more that I really liked

I think most of us lads have browsed a lingerie catalogue at some time in our youth and found a couple we liked too!

Fnarr, fnarr!

[TheFaQQer]

Evening all

[TheFaQQer]

A good run of drivel through Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares could see me hit 12k tonight...

[zeitghost]

Evening

[BrowneIssue]

what we need is some dirty rock 'n roll.

dirty... nasty... very bad and very, very loud.

Finished with my woman
'Cos she couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane
Because I am frowning all the time

All day long I think of things
But nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me, occupy my brain?
Oh yeah!

I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true
Happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late


HTH

[zeitghost]

I see wotsherface has arrived in Torchwood.

[BrowneIssue]

I feel better for that.

[BrowneIssue]

Well I'm upper, upper-class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Bollock sucker)
(Bollock sucker)
(Bollock sucker)
(Bollock sucker)

[TheFaQQer]

whats wrong with cream pie?

Something tells me that CM learnt a new phrase this afternoon...

There's some pictures and movies on the Gonzo website that is nothing to do with Gonzo, I think