test please delete

[Gonzo]

I am 25 so an old crony by comparison.

I am sure that I have shared this with everyone before, but I will say it again anyway When I was 28 I had a 19 year old girlfriend, and it turned out to be the most grown up relationship that I had ever had.

[zeitghost]

Just read an ad in NS for a "Warhead High Consequence Systems Analyst" which reads..


"blah blah blah...

You'll have a solid understanding of microprocessor systems architecture, Windoze and Linux."

"We are sorry.

Your nuclear weapon has experienced a fault.

Would you like to contact Microsoft regarding this?"

[Gonzo]

She is a friend of a mate who is 99% sure she is still a virgin.

She's 21 and still a virgin What's wrong with her?

Maybe she is saving herself for someone special which, lets face it, is not going to be you

[BrowneIssue]

"I wake up most weekend mornings and struggle to remember my own name" - CM after a heavy weekend

#78587





Well done!

[DS23]

Collossus.

Collossus.

The Hut Six Story. F.W. Winterbottom.

that the best? thanks zg. i'll purchase and devour.

[DS23]

fish and chips and peas for me tonight. truly simple stuff but i care not.

[DS23]

first beer of the evening. run out of guinness unfortunately.

[DS23]

so i have have had to make do with a grolsch

[Gonzo]

For some reason all of my mates seem overly happy for me at this. Like I've just done the ******* banana dance

Blokes are generally quite fragile and most (but not all) are short in self confidence.

A virgin will not be able to compare your performance in the sack with anyone else's. So you can tell her that you are the greatest lover to have ever lived and she will have not have any other experience with which to challenge that idea.

Of course, that is about as deep as any bloke's thinking gets on the matter, and they don't take into account the fact that women tell their close friends EVERYTHING.

hth

[DS23]

i got my car tax. guess how much it was for 12 months.