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Just read an ad in NS for a "Warhead High Consequence Systems Analyst" which reads..
"blah blah blah...
You'll have a solid understanding of microprocessor systems architecture, Windoze and Linux."
"We are sorry.
Your nuclear weapon has experienced a fault.
Would you like to contact Microsoft regarding this?"
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostShe is a friend of a mate who is 99% sure she is still a virgin.
Maybe she is saving herself for someone special which, lets face it, is not going to be youComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post"I wake up most weekend mornings and struggle to remember my own name" - CM after a heavy weekend#78587
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostCollossus.
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The Hut Six Story. F.W. Winterbottom.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostFor some reason all of my mates seem overly happy for me at this. Like I've just done the ******* banana dance
A virgin will not be able to compare your performance in the sack with anyone else's. So you can tell her that you are the greatest lover to have ever lived and she will have not have any other experience with which to challenge that idea.
Of course, that is about as deep as any bloke's thinking gets on the matter, and they don't take into account the fact that women tell their close friends EVERYTHING.
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