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I intend to make sure I only win less than or equal 94,999,999.99 or 95000000.01 or more now...Originally posted by Bear View PostThanks BP - very good of you
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If any of you won £1M, what would you spend it on?Originally posted by Bear View PostThanks BP - very good of you
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No need to ask CM - shoes! would get about 27 pairs at the amount she spends it in...
hang on - I fewel a new thread coming up...Comment
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That's not too much to ask surely?Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI just need 1% of the euro millions jackpot.Comment
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Yes, I have seen CM in full PJ glory. They ain't no negligee. Then again they might have been. I hadn't exactly been a tee-totaler the night before.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSP can vouch for the PJ's he's seen me in all my PJ glory
Plus I did get CM and her sister mixed up for a good 10 minutes last time I visited - until one said the others name. The bad thing is they look nothing alike - the real bad thing is I had inspected Neds face a little closer than CMs so I really shouldn't have made that mistake.
My excuse was that I phoned CM and Ned came to the door with the phone, that confused the feck out of me. What can I say. I'm a simpleton with poor observation skills.
Oi...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou remember when he was on the phone while you were wearing them? He was actually taking a picture!
And he PMed us all a link...
have that. I told you to keep quiet about that link.
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hi OSOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostI just need 1% of the euro millions jackpot.
how are you?Comment
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Not much I guess - £1m doesn't go very far. Lets think....Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf any of you won £1M, what would you spend it on?
No need to ask CM - shoes! would get about 27 pairs at the amount she spends it in...
hang on - I fewel a new thread coming up...
House - well the sort of house I aspire to costs about £700k, i suppose we don't need to keep the one we're are buying now but would keep the other one. So if we did that and bought one at £700k, both mortgage free I would be left with .................£120000 hmmmmm
Ok then - cars
From my previous list:
RS4 - £65000
Aston Martin - £100000
Defender - £14000
2 seater - £100000 rolling float (assumes I'll change it every so often and I'll start with a Ford GT)
Something for the missus - £30000
Ok - thats over £300k, plus paying off mortgages of half a mill leaves £200k
christ - i can barely afford a holiday with £1m!!!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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