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    very quiet

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      would you like to hear the stories of when I was married?

      promise you wont tell CM?



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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        them plus the mushroom pizza and now i feel overfull.
        One can never feel overful.

        Just ask Cap'n Jack...




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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          elephantiasis of the testicles. weird or what!
          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          there was a book at school that had a picture of someone suffering from it. most peculiar.
          Even more unpleasant when you consider it's caused by worms...

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Don't know what my ringtone is, as nobody ever calls me

            I see Scourer's joke thread has made it to 1000 posts!

            Right, I'm off for now folks - have fun, and don't startle the smilies
            I can do better than that; I have 3 land lines & a mobile... and no one calls me either...

            Apart from the odd agent or two... and they seem to have given up now.

            The highest number of incoming calls was on the line that used to belong to Mr Evans which got roughly 3 or 4 thousand calls for him or his obnoxious wife over the 6 years until I complained to Ofcom.

            I still get the odd one or two calls for him...

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              It is quiet in here... too quiet... though I can hear a rustling in the corner over there...

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                Goodnight.

                It's cat cuddling time again...

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                  How many post's you think you have in TPD Zeity?
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                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    How many post's you think you have in TPD Zeity?
                    Zeity has 7671 TPD posts.

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