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anyone not been yet? please click on ind link...Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostWe're contractors
I expect to have on my drive.....
RS4 Avant (for the tip runs)
Landrover Defender
Aston Martin V8 Vantage
And an AC Cobra or similar little number
Oh and whatever the missus wantsComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOk - I only recognise Landrover and aston Martin there - thats James Bond's car, right??
There are slighly different models but basically yesSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostGood call. A mate used to own one though with a bad earth so you had to disconnect the battery each time you stopeed or you couldn't start it.
I very nearly bought one instead of current car, which is A4 2.8 V6. The same engine as an RS4 but without the twin turbos.
Although it also has a dodgy electrical connection, i have to disconnect the radio or it drains the battery!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostYou women have got it easy. I mean what do you have to put up with....9 months of wearing baggy clothes and eathing chocolate with everything and some mild tingling when you give birth. Hardly something to cry about.
Blokes have it much harder. We have to start driving sh*te cars.
I think hope Ned gets out the spatula again...Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostPretty much - yes
There are slighly different models but basically yesComment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post- Seriously winding up pregnant women should be a sport. Its easy with hormone pong they have going off in them and they can't run fast enough to catch you.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI think there are strap on bumps for men? try it for a few days then see how sympathetic you are...
I think hope Ned gets out the spatula again...
I'm more worried about Davina (best mates wife) and her voodoo doll to be fair.Comment
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