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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    got to keep out of the way. the eldest has a friend round to play... and its a boy
    Give him a quick fight, just to show him what you can do.

    That'll make sure your eldest knows where you stand!
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


      Then sit down and stare at the receipts and try to work out what item lines you can put on your LtdCo's expenses. That might save a few pennies.
      set of pans - not valid
      underwear - not valid
      clothes - not valid
      high heels - not valid

      bottle water ? might be able to claim subsistence for the whole pound

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Give him a quick fight, just to show him what you can do.

        That'll make sure your eldest knows where you stand!
        they are playing on the wii, so I might challenge him to a game of boxing

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          the high heels are really nice... sort of pole dancer stylee

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            yeah!

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              silver high heel and black straps.

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                They probably think you are leaving after the first week as there is no net access
                Perhaps I could rig up:

                a) an 0870 fax number to email service (I already have one of those);

                and

                b) some OCR software (which I have)

                and

                c) a bit of scripting.

                I might be able to create a way of maintaining net access via a fax machine.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  I've got an idea about the shoes and the new underwear.... hmmm I'm thinking I might have a good night

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    underwear - not valid
                    clothes - not valid
                    high heels - not valid
                    You are Bazza the Trucker and I claim my £5!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      You are Bazza the Trucker and I claim my £5!
                      I got nowt... zipp.. zilch...

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