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    #id
    "i've lost my ticket!" he shouted "stop, i must find my ticket!"

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      #id
      then, waving his hand resignedly: "all right, let's go on..."

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        #id
        he then began to wander: "in the vast majority of cases... yes, allright... in all cases... you're quite wrong... second floor?... that's just an excuse...it's not my concern, but yours, my dear madam...bill please...i had a black coffee!"

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          #id
          DS23, that is sterling work, but I think you should go to bed now.

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            #id
            in a half dream he began to squabble with an imaginary enemy who was disputing his rights to sit by the window in a restaurant. then he began to mistake the droshky for a train and, leaning out of the window, shrieked at the street in czech and german:

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              #id
              "nymburk, all change!"

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                #id
                svejk pulled him back and the chaplain forgot about the train and began to give various animal imitations. he spent the longest over the cock and his cock-a-doodle-do resounded triumphantly from the droshky.
                Last edited by DS23; 23 June 2007, 10:33.

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                  #id
                  for some time he was very active and restless and tried to fall out of the droshky, swearing at the passers-by and calling them guttersnipes. then he hrew his hankerchief out of the droshky and shouted that hey must all stop because he had lost his luggage.

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                    #id
                    Fecks sake DS, getting a bit boring, that story.

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                      #id
                      then he began to tell a story: "in budejovice there once was a drummer. he got married. a year later he died" he burst out laughing:"isn't that a good story?"

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