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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Has the wheelbarrow been oiled up?
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

    Oily wheelbarrow...

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Well, wifey summons, so I'm orf again

      Later (if I have any energy left)
      I'm guessing that's not as exciting as it sounds!!
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        75200????????????????

        or have I lost it??



        Brillo
        got
        a
        00
        75200

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          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          Alright BP you can nick the 00



          OracleSlave
          got
          a
          00
          75300

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            now that is a good idea...
            it might be time for another.

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              has anyone got one?

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Nah, she was here before taking my cash card.... she has a sore throat so is gone home to have soup and go to bed..... her room is a tip so I swear to God, if I go home and she is my bed, I'll kill her!!!
                I heard. Decided a monster pish take session was probably not best.

                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                I got the notification that ex has now been served with the papers



                In other news I broke my chat up record last night. Took a mates wife to Nandos (no, I'm not having an affair) went to order the food and in between ordering the food and getting the reciept (i.e. while typing in my pin) managed to get the phone number of the chick serving me.

                Thats what...20 seconds?

                My mates wife was not impressed. Not going to use it though...not my type. (Blond and about 3ft tall)
                Last edited by Sockpuppet; 31 January 2008, 08:59.

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  She is v v keen on John Barrowman.
                  What is it about that chap?

                  And chaps of alternative orientation in general (specifically in General)... why do wimmin seem to find them so attractive?

                  Is the air of unavailability or wot?

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Torchwood in 5 minutes...
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    That will get the girlfriend going...
                    Yet another shot of tonsil tickling... pity it was two chaps...

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                      Emerge Lurkers & reveal yourselves... I command it...

                      XYZZY.

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