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    (except tea-time, of course, which is a very good time for tea, albeit not exceptional in its circumstances like mine are)
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Tarmac your drive, sor?
      Er a bih of milk for the childer???

      Need any new charpets, boss??


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      Bazza gets caught
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        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        I know it's lazy but can someone summarise what that post about the Russian female bodyguard is all about? I know what happened to her but can anyone tell me why it's gone over 100 posts?

        Is it just another feast of frenzied handbaggery or anything more notable?
        I can't be bothered reading it - Sorry sweets
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          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          they are putting you on a training course ?
          A training course! Hah! A chance to mingle with totty and drink tea & biscuits all day? Spend my days as Bear does?

          Relative bliss!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            I know it's lazy but can someone summarise what that post about the Russian female bodyguard is all about? I know what happened to her but can anyone tell me why it's gone over 100 posts?

            Is it just another feast of frenzied handbaggery or anything more notable?
            AtW started yet another AtW thread.

            Bogeyman asked him how SKA was going.

            AtW told him.

            Bogeyman then started mocking SKA, and it got a bit handbaggy and insulting.

            It rumbles on, but slowly now.
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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Er a bih of milk for the childer???

              Need any new charpets, boss??


              I have all the pikey sayings
              I'll fight ya for a carvan ?

              Caravan fur me mudder

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                The gig is inside IR35 ?
                No, it's not even that!

                The gig pays so much money that if it were inside IR35 it would still pay about 25% more than my last gig.

                No, it is outside IR35 and yet, and yet ... oh! woe is me!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  No more fun.



                  BI
                  got
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                  74747

                  It's a cracker!

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                    #74800
                    zeitghost
                    More fingers than teeth

                    century

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                      I have an hour left in the office today.
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