(except tea-time, of course, which is a very good time for tea, albeit not exceptional in its circumstances like mine are)
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Er a bih of milk for the childer???Originally posted by zeitghost View PostTarmac your drive, sor?
Need any new charpets, boss??
I have all the pikey sayings
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I can't be bothered reading it - Sorry sweetsOriginally posted by Jog On View PostI know it's lazy but can someone summarise what that post about the Russian female bodyguard is all about? I know what happened to her but can anyone tell me why it's gone over 100 posts?
Is it just another feast of frenzied handbaggery or anything more notable?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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A training course! Hah! A chance to mingle with totty and drink tea & biscuits all day? Spend my days as Bear does?Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postthey are putting you on a training course ?
Relative bliss!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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AtW started yet another AtW thread.Originally posted by Jog On View PostI know it's lazy but can someone summarise what that post about the Russian female bodyguard is all about? I know what happened to her but can anyone tell me why it's gone over 100 posts?
Is it just another feast of frenzied handbaggery or anything more notable?
Bogeyman asked him how SKA was going.
AtW told him.
Bogeyman then started mocking SKA, and it got a bit handbaggy and insulting.
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I'll fight ya for a carvan ?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostEr a bih of milk for the childer???
Need any new charpets, boss??
I have all the pikey sayings
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No, it's not even that!Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostThe gig is inside IR35 ?
The gig pays so much money that if it were inside IR35 it would still pay about 25% more than my last gig.
No, it is outside IR35 and yet, and yet ... oh! woe is me!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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