"i've been with the archbishop" he shouted, clinging to the gate in the carriage entrance. "the vatican's interested in me, do you understand?"
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You are shooting up the 'tpd' ranks, DS23!
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happybloke 1Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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svejk dropped the "humbly report, sir" and spoke to the chaplain in very familiar tones.
"drop it i tell you" he said, "or i'll bash your flipper. we're going home and no nonsense. just shut up"Comment
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Originally posted by XenophonYou are shooting up the 'tpd' ranks, DS23!Comment
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Originally posted by DS23hehehehe look at me ma! i'm flying!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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the chaplain let go of the doorand rolled over onto svejk: "well let's go somewhere, but i won't go to u suhu. i've got debts there"Comment
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Originally posted by DS23the chaplain let go of the doorand rolled over onto svejk: "well let's go somewhere, but i won't go to u suhu. i've got debts there"
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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svejk pushed him and carried him out of the cariage entrance and dragged him along the pavement in the direction of his home.
"who is that gentleman?" asked one of the spectators in the street.Comment
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well I'm reading my book now on clients time!!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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"he's my brother" answered svejk. "he got leave and came to visit me. he was so happy that he got drunk. you see i thought he was dead."Comment
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