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    #id
    lieutenant helmlich was also drunk and had thrown the chaplain out into the corridor, where he was sitting on the floor by the doorway and dozing.

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      #id
      when svejk reached the spot he shook the chaplain, and when the latter began to growl and opened his eyes, svejk saluted and said:

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        #id
        "humbly report, sir, i'm here"

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          #id
          "and what do you want - here?"

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            #id
            "humbly report, sir, i have to come and fetch you"

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              #id
              "so you have to come and fetch me, have you? and where are we going?"

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                #id
                to your apartment, sir"

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                  #id
                  "why do i have to go to my apartment - am i not in my apartment?"

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                    #id
                    "humbly report, sir, you're in the corridor of somebody else's house"

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                      #id
                      "and how - did -i - get here?"

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