diver has already had a surfeit of jobs to die for. and still does i guess.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
Ooh. You've given me an idea...Originally posted by DS23 View Posttwo good ones eh? well fingers crossed mate. fingers crossed. do you want any references? us tpd'rs will give you a good report.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
-
Good morning Diver.Originally posted by Diver View PostMorning all

How's the appendages? Better, I hope.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
-
-
Wasting your time on the hitman thing, it's all been outsourced to 14 & 15 year olds with guns and knives who kill for nothing.Originally posted by DS23 View Postclearly looking on the wrong boards then. i'm sure excellent project management is an imperative for any decent hitman/hitwoman.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
-
wow. <claps hands together> my work today is done.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOoh. You've given me an idea...Comment
-
Much better, went back to the house last night and decorated til 3 am, going back again in a minute.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGood morning Diver.
How's the appendages? Better, I hope.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
-
no! have a break first old chap. there's no point in having a nice new house if you're too dead to enjoy it.Comment
-
Morning DS.Originally posted by DS23 View Postmorning diver sir!
Weather report didn't say there was going to be a light drivel this morning
supposed to bear clear all day
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
-
Not the kind of project management I do. Not much demand for ninja major software installation, methinks.Originally posted by DS23 View Postclearly looking on the wrong boards then. i'm sure excellent project management is an imperative for any decent hitman/hitwoman.
Actually, a few ninjas in the NHS on NPfIT might be a good thing.
"A month late! A Grade 7 execution! Now!" ... woosh!
"Ten million over budget this week? Director level disembowelment! Now!" ... splosh!
Way to go!
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Umbrella, PEO/GPP, or salaried EOR. Which is up 153% in 2026? Aug 6 08:43
- Outside IR35 isn’t making a comeback in 2026/27 — it’s something more complex Aug 5 04:55
- Why contractors keep putting off their pension (and why I'm one of them) Aug 4 02:43
- HMRC loan charge settlement offer: 3 things to check before you sign Aug 3 07:41
- HMRC standstill agreements extended to 72 months: why the term's doubled, and what to check before signing Jul 31 05:53
- Who owns the loans? Inside the mystery of the loan charge recall scandal Jul 30 06:20
- Umbrella company winding-up petitions in 2026: the practical guide for contractors Jul 29 05:29
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Jul 28 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Jul 27 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59

Comment