diver has already had a surfeit of jobs to die for. and still does i guess.
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Ooh. You've given me an idea...Originally posted by DS23 View Posttwo good ones eh? well fingers crossed mate. fingers crossed. do you want any references? us tpd'rs will give you a good report.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Good morning Diver.Originally posted by Diver View PostMorning all

How's the appendages? Better, I hope.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Wasting your time on the hitman thing, it's all been outsourced to 14 & 15 year olds with guns and knives who kill for nothing.Originally posted by DS23 View Postclearly looking on the wrong boards then. i'm sure excellent project management is an imperative for any decent hitman/hitwoman.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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wow. <claps hands together> my work today is done.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOoh. You've given me an idea...Comment
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Much better, went back to the house last night and decorated til 3 am, going back again in a minute.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGood morning Diver.
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no! have a break first old chap. there's no point in having a nice new house if you're too dead to enjoy it.Comment
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Morning DS.Originally posted by DS23 View Postmorning diver sir!
Weather report didn't say there was going to be a light drivel this morning
supposed to bear clear all day
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Not the kind of project management I do. Not much demand for ninja major software installation, methinks.Originally posted by DS23 View Postclearly looking on the wrong boards then. i'm sure excellent project management is an imperative for any decent hitman/hitwoman.
Actually, a few ninjas in the NHS on NPfIT might be a good thing.
"A month late! A Grade 7 execution! Now!" ... woosh!
"Ten million over budget this week? Director level disembowelment! Now!" ... splosh!
Way to go!
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