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 Hello Sweety Zeity Bazza gets caught Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
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 Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 
 Where's the garlic & the crucifix?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDo you think that the crucifix works against vampires of alternative religions?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWould you have to have a star of David for a Jewish vampire?
 
 Or a Holy Cow for a Hindu vampire?
 
 And what about a Confucian Vampire?
 
 We should be told.And what's this thing with the pointy wood anyway?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWeeeeell, it might come across as "This is what we do to the guys we like so you'd better watch your step, pal".
 
 Why's that more effective than the good old Desert Eagle in 50AE?Comment
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 Hello sweety, how are you today?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHello Sweety Zeity 
 
 5a.m. start again?Comment
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 Me too Ted, I have lost my motivation....Originally posted by Bear View PostBored!!!!!!! Bazza gets caught Bazza gets caught
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 With a Desert Eagle in 50AE, one is never bored...Originally posted by Bear View PostBored!!!!!!!  Comment
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 Oh dear... that's sad... where did you see it last?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMe too Ted, I have lost my motivation.... Comment
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 Yesterday my dad thought he'd lost his car keys...
 
 
 After he & my mum had come home from church & we'd had lunch (as cooked by me I might add), said keys were discovered in my mother's handbag...
 
 She's death on wheels with keys...
 
 Had the lock on the backdoor changed coz she "lost" the key, which was subsequently discovered tucked "safely" into a book...Comment
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