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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Morning Everyone
    morning CM

    really sorry about the toyboy

    plenty more fish etcetc

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      So me asking you questions in here isn't helping?

      Is it?

      Because that'll mean you have to non-drivel even more.

      Won't it?

      Don't you agree?

      Am I right?


      no questions!!!!

      Is this the ask BrilloPad thread?

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I just opened a shirt potato factory - unemployment now 0%
        A "shirt potato factory"?

        Google ...

        Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls. So he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.

        "Dude, it's obvious" says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' you man... you'll have all the babes you want!"

        The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and for cryin' out loud! - it's worse than before!

        Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So Brad goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"

        "Jeez!" says the lifeguard. "The potato goes in front!"



        Now I can work out what shirt potatoes are!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          morning CM

          really sorry about the toyboy

          plenty more fish etcetc
          Morning Sweets

          Pah, not exactly crying into me cornflakes....I'm grand
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            So what did they ... ?

            No, never mind. It's too early.
            Pub down road
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              A "shirt potato factory"?

              Google ...

              Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls. So he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.

              "Dude, it's obvious" says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' you man... you'll have all the babes you want!"

              The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and for cryin' out loud! - it's worse than before!

              Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So Brad goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"

              "Jeez!" says the lifeguard. "The potato goes in front!"



              Now I can work out what shirt potatoes are!

              I got it from men behaving badly! I think Martin Clunes is one of the best actors around. He carried the doc matrin series - without him it would have been pants.

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Pub down road
                morning Diver

                How are you ?

                Could you visit tpdville transport please?

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Morning Sweets

                  Pah, not exactly crying into me cornflakes....I'm grand
                  cornflakes for breakfast? yum...

                  Have you visited tpdville today?

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    morning Diver

                    How are you ?

                    Could you visit tpdville transport please?
                    Morning

                    Aching

                    Done
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Just popped back to take wifey to work and pick up materials.

                      Been painting since 05.15
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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