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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    You know what..... you lot are great, if it wasn't for assorted wives, girlfriends, children.... blow up dolls etc - I'd have too many of you to choose from....
    I have no wife, girlfriend, children or latex/rubber companions
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Spoiled for choice, eh?

      Some of us are available at very reasonable rates you know.

      Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back
      You mean I'd have to pay you

      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      I have no wife, girlfriend, children or latex/rubber companions


      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Or an older lizard... twice the fun...
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        I'm bored.
        ǝןqqıʍ

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          I am bored too - still in the office and feeling thoroughly fecked off.....
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            I am bored too - still in the office and feeling thoroughly fliped off.....
            What you need to do is this.

            Go home, have a nice glass of wine, have a long bath, take photos in bath to send to Stu, have an early night.
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              http://diveintopython.org/ by Mark Pilgrim. It's the recommended resource if you're already an experienced programmer and therefore don't need to have things like "what is a function" explained to you.
              Thank you for the link. I have been going through the online reference and tutorial. Although well-intentioned, they both run out of steam early on.

              Also, with an absence of incentive other than personal interest, I'm struggling with motivation. Without specific tasks to achieve, I too have run out of steam.

              I shall have a butcher's at this book online...
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                How much cash would you require to stop posting in this thread?
                And miss out on all that TPD luvvin?

                Not for all the tea in the pot.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Well done! Made it to 3 consecutive replies!

                  You're getting better at this game (now I've realised it exists) - you only got up to 2 last time, IIRC.

                  Presumably there is an exponential or logarithmic scoring mechanism?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    One banana?
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      Two bananas?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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