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    From this point forward a palindrome should be know as a palidilap (can still be shortened to pali).

    I think palidilap has quite a nice ring to it too

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      Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
      I think palidilap has quite a nice ring to it too
      so does my door bell

      DING DING DING

      some bugger stole the DONG
      Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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        Originally posted by zeitghost
        You could have gone to sleep.

        He could have pulled your nightie down when he was finished...
        Yikes.... no way!!

        Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
        I'm sure the stiffness isn't the problem, more the friction burns from the sudden overuse his bits have been subjected to!!!

        Takes a while for the skin to thicken up a bit down there you know. Poor lad is probably in permenant agony what with half the skin rubbed off his shlong and a permenant stiffy while he's in CM's company.

        I bet the poor lad is doing his best, you may want to give him some soothing cream to rub on it Cailin
        Stop it, you are making me blush.... he is well able to cope, bloody poking me this morning he was..

        Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
        That's called rape these days old chap
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
          From this point forward a palindrome should be know as a palidilap (can still be shortened to pali).

          I think palidilap has quite a nice ring to it too
          I like that..... it's a good word
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Stop it, you are making me blush.... he is well able to cope, bloody poking me this morning he was..
            See what us men put ourselves through to give pleasure to the women in our lives!!!!

            Give that man a medal!! (and some more soothing cream, or you could offer to kiss it all better i'm sure that would work.... ).

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              Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
              See what us men put ourselves through to give pleasure to the women in our lives!!!!

              Give that man a medal!! (and some more soothing cream, or you could offer to kiss it all better i'm sure that would work.... ).
              I am a lady.....
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Stop it, you are making me blush.... he is well able to cope, bloody poking me this morning he was..
                <fingers in ears>

                la la la la la la la la la
                Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  I am a lady..... in public
                  But you don't have to be in the bedroom

                  Let yourself go dearie, you'll enjoy it just as much as him

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                    afternoon all

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                      Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                      But you don't have to be in the bedroom

                      Let yourself go dearie, you'll enjoy it just as much as him
                      shhhhh

                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      <fingers in ears>

                      la la la la la la la la la
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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