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"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk -
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAh lads..... I was knackered...."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostGood grief, he's 24, should be permanently stiff at that age, especially if you're a toyboy...
I could manage 3 times a night when I was 40, FFS...
Takes a while for the skin to thicken up a bit down there you know. Poor lad is probably in permenant agony what with half the skin rubbed off his shlong and a permenant stiffy while he's in CM's company.
I bet the poor lad is doing his best, you may want to give him some soothing cream to rub on it CailinComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostYou could have gone to sleep.
He could have pulled your nightie down when he was finished...Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View Postbut dinner has already been cooked by the missus"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostRH - That was a very impressive rant
Here have a
Back on the subject though - does anyone use a process from 'da business' to 'the geeks' they can recommend that caters for the mindless amoebas I described?Comment
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Is everyone else going to ignore Bear's palindrome?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostThanks matron, and thanks for the show yesterday.
Back on the subject though - does anyone use a process from 'da business' to 'the geeks' they can recommend that caters for the mindless amoebas I described?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Right - it's Pimms o'clock
Jolly palindromes and all that what!
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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