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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Reminds me of my friend who only told me that she didn't like the ribbed condoms after I'd used about 6 of them...
    One inside the other? No wonder your friend was getting upset.

    This reminds me of the story of the <ethnic minority> who put clean socks on every day but couldn't get his shoes on by Friday.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      No consecutive posts!!!
      Still in need of TPD luvvin?

      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        If you don't like consecutive posts, don't read this thread. It's very simple.
        Or don't read them in date/time order.
        #69496





        Well done!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
          I'm moving house in 13 days. I should hire a van.
          Leave the house.

          Take the contents.

          HTH
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Still in need of TPD luvvin?

            As long as it's not consecutive!

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              evening all

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                Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                I should hold fire on looking anywhere else until I've been to IKEA I think.
                How far is your nearest Ikea?

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                  Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                  I'm moving house in 13 days. I should hire a van.
                  Stop right there.

                  You don't hire a van, you hire some blokes with a van to move all the stuff for you.

                  Really, it is the best money you will ever spend.

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                    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
                    Stop right there.

                    You don't hire a van, you hire some blokes with a van to move all the stuff for you.

                    Really, it is the best money you will ever spend.
                    Open the door and wait nearby. After a while a van with blokes will arrive and they start loading up your stuff. Once they are almost done you should appear to tell them thanks and suggest they drive van to your new place and unload it all there OR you call the cops. Optional extra - life and house contents insurance.

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                      personally I always moving stuff myself - when I was young and fit and did ot have a slipped disc.

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