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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Bearing point
    BZZZZzzzzttt!
    "Your challenge, BrowneIssue?"

    "Deviation, Nicholas! There's no such thing as a bearing point."
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Is anybody out there
        Oooohhh yes.

        DELURK!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Probably all asleep like good little boys by now
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          CM has probably gone to midnight mass
          I think you may have got the words in these two sentences mixed up.

          [sordid clue: CM, little boys and sleep]

          I'm sure that Sunday evening, when Cailin has sent her toyboy home, we'll get all the details. Then again, she may just sleep until Monday afternoon. At least, that's how I'd behave in her position, anyway!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Pull Bottom lip over top of head, and then suck hard (Flup!!!)
            Wouldn't that make me disappear? Or, at the very least, clear out all my ear wax?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              BZZZZzzzzttt!
              "Your challenge, BrowneIssue?"

              "Deviation, Nicholas! There's no such thing as a bearing point."

              A bearing point is a point or location where a load bearing support is situated.
              This support is by no means just for this example. It is a common way of transferring a load from its old bearing to a new one. When the load of an area, such as the floor in question, is supported in one place, it is called a "point load". This has caused more refurbishment accidents than enough! Point loads are common in new buildings too where stud and plaster walls are being used more and more.

              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Wouldn't that make me disappear? Or, at the very least, clear out all my ear wax?
                It would leave a huge lip gently and comically rocking on the floor
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  I think you may have got the words in these two sentences mixed up.

                  [sordid clue: CM, little boys and sleep]

                  I'm sure that Sunday evening, when Cailin has sent her toyboy home, we'll get all the details. Then again, she may just sleep until Monday afternoon. At least, that's how I'd behave in her position, anyway!
                  And what position would she be in now, woof or bible basher, Geddit?
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    S23 8,001
                    zeitghost 6,678
                    TheFaQQer 6,373
                    Diver 5,259
                    BrowneIssue 5,238
                    cailin maith 5,196
                    BrilloPad 3,921
                    NickFitz 3,597
                    DrivelFight, at the TPD Corral

                    Chapter One - A stranger called BrowneIssue moseys on into town
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      A bearing point is a point or location where a load bearing support is situated.
                      This support is by no means just for this example. It is a common way of transferring a load from its old bearing to a new one. When the load of an area, such as the floor in question, is supported in one place, it is called a "point load". This has caused more refurbishment accidents than enough! Point loads are common in new buildings too where stud and plaster walls are being used more and more.

                      "Thank you, Diver. An incorrect challenge. One point to Diver."

                      "Nicholas, I hate you."

                      "Really BrowneIssue? Please give two points to Diver. Diver, the subject remains with you. Please continue drivelling without deviation, repetition or hesitation .... now."
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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