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priest: "so why you want to be a catholic"
BP: "so I can get my kids into your school"
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Give him a call and tell him you're going to wearing something special tonight and you want to see if he can improve on his performance yesterday (You want to at least double it!!)Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYeah, he wanted to go out tonight but I said no... I said I would call him so we will see...
Then go lingerie shopping today and find something to help keep him active all night.
The first month or so is the shagging month so make the most of it
Secondly it's Friday night FFS, Friday night is about going out, getting wasted and shagging lots. Just give him a call and sort it out, you will both enjoy it and you can worry about the serious stuff next week. Fun stuff for today!!! (Don't say you didn't enjoy last night...)Comment
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yes. thats it. you can stop posting now.Originally posted by DS23 View Postare we there yet?Comment
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We looked at this for the eldest.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe gf being baptized is probably enough to get kids into catholic school.
Arranged a meeting to discuss with the priest. Wife is catholic, I'm not.
The old priest refused to talk to me, every time I tried talk he would just interrupt me and say I had no right to be there etc... old school priest.
I just grab our coats and walked out.
Good luckComment
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Its a puzzle. Try and work it out.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSo I do a Google search on "Materialistic Shins" and get two results. Both from CUK!
I seriously thought I would get rumbled faster than this.Comment
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Maybe something special to him is PJs?Originally posted by Ardesco View PostGive him a call and tell him you're going to wearing something special tonight and you want to see if he can improve on his performance yesterday (You want to at least double it!!)
Then go lingerie shopping today and find something to help keep him active all night.
The first month or so is the shagging month so make the most of it
Secondly it's Friday night FFS, Friday night is about going out, getting wasted and shagging lots. Just give him a call and sort it out, you will both enjoy it and you can worry about the serious stuff next week. Fun stuff for today!!! (Don't say you didn't enjoy last night...)Comment
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hmmm - interesting. wny did you not get baptized?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostWe looked at this for the eldest.
Arranged a meeting to discuss with the priest. Wife is catholic, I'm not.
The old priest refused to talk to me, every time I tried talk he would just interrupt me and say I had no right to be there etc... old school priest.
I just grab our coats and walked out.
Good luckComment
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