test please delete

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to me she is chaste and pure...

Sorry, did you say "chased and purrs"?

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I need to add a codicil to this:

you never know the other side of someone until you divorce them.

Lucky people never get to go there.

Be lucky like Scourer wasn't.

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over 18 years since last cigarette - and I stil miss it...

Well done. Keep it up, you're doing fine. I reckon the pain stops a while after you die. Oh, daffodils, I hope so!

I'm somewhere between 3 & 4 years since I stopped. Smoked from age 13 to about 40-ish. Between 80 a day and only 200 a week, depending on what I was doing.

Based on the research I did, I will always miss it. I have never managed to give it up - I will never give it up; I know that much about myself. But I have stopped and do not intend to start again: stopping is too hard.

The trick is, not to fall for it.

The second trick is, if you do fall for it, throw the remains of the packet away in the morning and just start again.

But you know that ... but then I'm not telling you: I'm telling everyone else.

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:d :d

Spot the TPD amateur!

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Spot the TPD amateur!

Naughty BrowneIssue. One should love a fellow TPDer, like this:



Sorry, Scourer.

Try "[COLOR="White"].[/COLOR]:D :D"

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I am watching Genesis on video

Does God know about this?

As far as I know, he only ever sold the book rights.

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English version:

* Man who run in front of car [does not translate]

* Man who walk thru through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

* Man who scratches ass arse should not bite fingernails.

* Baseball is wrong [does not translate]

* Crowded elevator lift smells different to midget.

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Baptism course. Lasts 4 weeks.

Errm.

You new to this, aren't you?

Baptism. 4 weeks?

Jesus!

Wanna buy some prayers?

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not sure how strict catholics are these days...

You'll be fine. They've all converted to C of E and anything goes now.

Trust me.

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