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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Bored now...

    It's dark & I want to go home.
    Exactly where is that? This galaxy?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      Contractor Speed Dating!

      Plan B me thinks.
      Hmm.

      I've been in this industry 20-odd years. From what I have seen of the people, our social skills and our world views ... you don't have a bad idea at all.

      Ensure it isn't tacky, make it at least five minutes, not one minute, include some notes on "how to small talk" and you've actually got a working formula.

      Think I'm kidding? PM me. This could work.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        At one point I seriously thought I was growing a soul.....scary.
        Don't do it. Neither a soul nor a conscience will do you any good.

        Having one of either will ensure you are never rich nor happy.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Not bad thanks. Pondering my vague unhappiness last night, I came to a realisation or three which gave me a much better perspective on things, so I'm feeling quite a bit more cheerful now
          The more you drivel, the more I want to spend an evening in a pub listening to you.

          I'll get the beers in.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            did I say? my mother punched a doctor!
            What a kewl mum!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
              I must admit being single does lead to much less of a head ****. Less sex as well but at least I don't have to remember any dates in particular.
              Single men get more sex than married men.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                On to the next best thing - slaughter a virgin at Stonehenge next Vernal Equinox. Should sort you right out
                I don't think Scourer's back is up to that sort of thing at all!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  On to the next best thing - slaughter a virgin at Stonehenge next Vernal Equinox.
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I will try anything! Can I use CM?
                  There's something wrong with that plan.

                  I wonder what it is.

                  Oh yes! I know!

                  Will CM know which train station to go to for Stonehenge?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    There's something wrong with that plan.

                    I wonder what it is.

                    Oh yes! I know!

                    Will CM know which train station to go to for Stonehenge?
                    'cos I don't think Virgin trains go there!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                      Originally posted by MrsGoof View Post
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