Originally posted by BrilloPad
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
-
-
-
-
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am watching Genesis on video while gf snores
SEconds out promo videoComment
-
-
In biology, evolution is a change in the inherited traits of a population from one generation to the next.Comment
-
These traits are the expression of genes that are passed on to offspring during reproduction.Comment
-
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply
for Social Security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The
woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to
verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left
his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but
he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go
home and come back now?" he asks.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She
says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,"
and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his
experience at the Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have
qualified for disability, too."Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Autumn Budget 2024: Umbrella companies hit, Employer NICs hiked, and BADR heading for 18% Yesterday 16:54
- Autumn Budget 2024: chancellor’s full speech Yesterday 16:34
- RecExpo got told this about Labour’s Employment Rights Bill… Yesterday 09:10
- A limited company just got one over HMRC on VAT; here’s how Oct 29 09:24
- Top 5 Autumn Budget areas for IT contractors to tick off Oct 28 09:30
- Top 5 umbrella company expenses things to still do in 2024 under 2016's T&S rules Oct 24 08:21
- PGMOL ties up Mutuality but Control’s new low bar is a concern set to run and run Oct 23 08:10
- What the PGMOL case really means for IT contractors Oct 22 08:30
- HMRC blacklists 16 tax avoidance schemes in just four weeks Oct 21 08:15
- Form CS01: What it is, and how to file with Companies House Oct 17 08:22
Comment