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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am watching Genesis on video while gf snores
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In biology, evolution is a change in the inherited traits of a population from one generation to the next.Comment
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These traits are the expression of genes that are passed on to offspring during reproduction.Comment
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A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply
for Social Security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The
woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to
verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left
his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but
he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go
home and come back now?" he asks.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She
says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,"
and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his
experience at the Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have
qualified for disability, too."Comment
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