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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    It made me think of some horrific council estate foursome too. At least 4 sins were being broken in that set-up!
    Alas it seems that the upper classes are just as keen as that sort of set up as the lower classes...

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      BrowneIssue
      Godlike

      century

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Was there a footnote with this joke? 'Cos I don't get it.

        potato clock sounds like up at eight o'clock....

        I know it was not funny - my drivel had temporarily dried up!

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          i'm alright brillo. just catching up...

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            Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
            I'm off to bed.

            I'm in the kennel as I forgot to post the important letter Mrs PRC had written.
            where's the dog?

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              I recognise that behaviour.

              Do not leave any valuables on that site. Security will steal them.

              BT was the best site for that. Processors, SIMMs, entire laptops, ZIP drives, anything PC related would go walkies in the night.

              Usual story though. Once we proved it had to be Security (even used the call logging system to determine which shifts it was too!) BT just hushed it up.

              As far as I can see, working in Security or being a cleaner one may as well pinch anything not bolted down - these big companies never do anything about it.
              I must tell my mod stories sometime...

              But for now I am reminded of security checking our filing cabinets one night and finding top secret documents unlocked. They wrote a polite note. My colleague wrote "have you not got anything better to do" on it and put it back. Security checked that night and he was hauled up in front of head of RAE Pyestock (formerly NGTE) the next day!

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                i'm alright brillo. just catching up...
                Ahhh - in time machine mode...

                not far until 10k for you - then will you go for non-tpd godness?

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                  Let's take a backup of that...

                  Another proud member that's hanging out and swinging free at:

                  TPD Club Credentials: 27000; 28000; 32000; 52000; 59999; 65535; 67000; 5000 TPD posts and at least 34 palis!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    Are you going out there to get married? If you did I would so marry you if you weren't already married and there were not laws against it.

                    I would be so in at the Kebab shop you and your new husband would open.

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                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      where's the dog?
                      I so want to say:

                      Mrs PRC's in the marital bed.

                      But that would be far too rude. So I can't.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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