test please delete

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5.) May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of
Lancaster Pennsylvania $113,500.00 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink
and broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw
it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

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6.) December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the
owner of a night club in a neighbouring city when she fell from the bathroom
window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while
Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the lady's room to
avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000.00 and dental
expenses.

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7.) And just so you know that cooler heads do occasionally prevail:

Kenmore Inc., the makers of Dorothy Johnson's microwave, were found not
liable for the death of Mrs. Johnson's poodle after she gave it a bath and
attempted to dry it by putting the poor creature in her microwave for "just
a few minutes, on low,". The case was quickly dismissed.

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DS23 7,721
zeitghost 6,577
TheFaQQer 6,373
Diver 5,135
cailin maith 5,071
BrowneIssue 4,990
BrilloPad 3,564
NickFitz 3,550

I am above Nick

bet he soon leapfrogs me...

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zeitghost
More fingers than teeth 18,441
TheFaQQer
Godlike 11,188
DS23
TPDeity 9,787
AtW
Lord of Squirrels 8,605
sasguru
Godlike 8,506
Diver
Godlike 7,396
wendigo100
Godlike 6,981
SallyAnne
Godlike like 6,615
cailin maith
Godlike 6,594
DimPrawn
Godlike 6,583
BrilloPad
Godlike 6,039

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Hmmm...anyway...

A bloke goes into a watchmaker's shop.

" I'd like a potato clock please."

" I'm sorry sir, there's no such thing "

" Yes, there is, really, I just need a potato clock "

" I have been in the business 37 years and I have
never come across any such thing. "

" Well, I guess it's a clock made from a potato
or something. "

" Sorry, never heard of one. Where did you
hear about it ? "

" My new boss; he said I start tomorrow at
9 O'clock, so I've got to get a potato clock....."

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> An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The
> doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye
> and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be
> cured, you'd best put your affairs in order."
>
> O'Malley was shocked and saddened. But of solid character, he managed to
> compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room.
>
> To his son who had been waiting, O'Malley said, "Well son, we Irish
> celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so
> well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer. Let's head for
> the pub and have a few pints."
>
> After 3 or 4 pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were
> some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of
> O'Malley's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating.
>
> O'Malley told them that the Irish celebrate the good and the bad. He went
> on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his
> friends "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave O'Malley their
> condolences, and they had a couple more beers.
>
> After his friends left, O'Malley's son whispered his confusion. "Dad, I
> thought you said that you were dying from cancer? You just told your
> friends that you were dying from AIDS!"
>
> O'Malley said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after
> I'm gone!"

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Night all

[BrowneIssue]

PCB is now drilled with the drilly thing.

Oh, I hate it when people get technical.

[BrowneIssue]

However the obtaining of the PALI is a definite art... it requires timing...

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Well done!