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    i was like... frustrated - you know. nobody would listen to me but i felt i had so much to say... so much to give. then i stumbled across tpd. wow! what a place. i'm totally addicted to it! it's fun and cool and kinda kooky - just like me!

    ms wigleigh from cheshire

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      dear mr tpd,

      my colleague heinrich linked me to tpd because he knows how much i am loving bananas and i am writing to you to say that i am in loving with tpd bananas. tpd is the only place in the world where i can talking with bananas and i wish to thanking you for letting me express myself through the medium of bananas.


      lottie anschlus - hamburg
      Last edited by DS23; 16 January 2008, 18:17. Reason: s and then some more

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        oh dude the test please delete thread just rocks y'know? i love those crazy dudes. especially that chick. carling wotsist she really rocks you know what i mean? yeah!

        skaterzdude - minnesota

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          I think they deserve the Spanish Inquisition.
          No one expects that!
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            then:

            earthling posters must know that we are monitoring our exiles closely and thank tpd for providing such a useful communication device. tpd suits our grand plans perfectly.

            lord lizard of starburst dominatra

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              Originally posted by Jog On View Post
              I have now fashioned the beginnings of a sales page:


              Who Else Wants to Skyrocket Their Post Count Quickly, Easily and With Next to No Effort Using Just. Drivelling?!

              Finally! Underground Experts Reveal Never Before Exposed Secrets of the Ancient Art of Drivelling

              From the desk of [insert name of fictitious drivel expert]

              Dear, Friend,

              Are you tired of having so much pent up drivel and nowhere to let it all out?

              Do you experience feelings of frustration, helplessness and even despair at having so much drivel youre climbing the walls  no doubt driving your poor family and friends just crazy with your ramblings that are being wasted a bit like pearls before swine?

              Maybe you find yourself lying awake at 3 am biting your nails with worry about how much longer you can stand it before the drivel just boils over into an explosion of witticisms, quips and observations of life?

              [Insert testimonial]

              Just imagine having a safe haven where all your pearls of wisdom and razor sharp nuggets of humour are not only welcomed but, appreciated, responded to and even quoted back at you with spelling, grammar and actual intended meanings interpreted properly!

              If that isnt enough just add to that:

              • The hot pyjama clad chicks waiting to hug you when youre good and spank you when youre bad.
              • The fun, 4 star and exclusive atmosphere that only the drivel club of choice can offer at such a reasonable membership.
              • Oh yeah and how could I forget  like bananas? We LOVE bananas  and weve got em in droves just waiting for your next palindrome or other significant post number.
              • Exciting number chasing (no counting) games
              • Much much more!
              Introducing..

              The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club!

              Click Here to Join Now!


              Hailed as by far the finest drivel club on the web youll feel right at home where you can relax, unwind, work on your drivel and just generally pass the time in an exclusive environment surrounded by the finest décor and top quality company  but dont take my word for it  hear what some of our members have to say:

              [Insert testimonial]

              [Insert testimonial]

              [Insert testimonial]

              [Insert testimonial]

              Well now youve seen the amazing benefits of an exclusive 'The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club' membership I must warn you that there are only limited memberships left  and theyre going fast!
              But I tell you what  as its January and were feeling like rich contractors  if you sign up for a The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club membership before midnight tonight youll get 3 months half price!

              Click Here to Join The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club Now!

              [Insert testimonial]

              [Insert testimonial]

              I know how it feels to be unable to sleep at night and function properly during the day due to being clogged up with pent up drivel  I can tell you its hell on earth, so if thats you then you can alleviate all of that right now and never suffer from drivelstipation again  but I have to reiterate that the places are going fast, in fact I think there may only be three left and I think I can hear the phone ringing now......

              Click Here to Join The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club Now!

              [Insert testimonial]

              If you Act Now  RIGHT NOW you can be one of the last in the door and never worry about what to do with your drivel ever again  just click the link below NOW and start drivelling instantly! See you on the other side, this bananas for you!

              Click Here to Join The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club Now!

              [Insert testimonial]

              [Insert testimonial]

              Click Here to Join The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club Now!

              [insert name]
              CEO & Professor of Drivelology
              Brilliant
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                testimonial 1:-
                ===========================
                I used to be depressed and suicidal. But thanks to tpd my life is now worth living. drivel has turned me around. my gf and I have never been happier. but then we do love a good

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                  Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                  I have now fashioned the beginnings of a sales page:


                  “Who Else Wants to Skyrocket Their Post Count Quickly, Easily and With Next to No Effort Using Just………. Drivelling?!”

                  Finally! Underground Experts Reveal Never Before Exposed Secrets of the Ancient Art of Drivelling

                  From the desk of [insert name of fictitious drivel expert]

                  Dear, Friend,

                  Are you tired of having so much pent up drivel and nowhere to let it all out?

                  Do you experience feelings of frustration, helplessness and even despair at having so much drivel you’re climbing the walls – no doubt driving your poor family and friends just crazy with your ‘ramblings’ that are being wasted a bit like pearls before swine?

                  Maybe you find yourself lying awake at 3 am biting your nails with worry about how much longer you can stand it before the drivel just boils over into an explosion of witticisms, quips and observations of life?

                  [Insert testimonial]

                  Just imagine having a safe haven where all your pearls of wisdom and razor sharp nuggets of humour are not only welcomed but, appreciated, responded to and even quoted back at you with spelling, grammar and actual intended meanings interpreted properly!

                  If that isn’t enough just add to that:

                  • The hot pyjama clad chicks waiting to hug you when you’re good and spank you when you’re bad….
                  • The fun, 4 star and exclusive atmosphere that only the drivel club of choice can offer at such a reasonable membership.
                  • Oh yeah and how could I forget – like bananas? We LOVE bananas – and we’ve got ‘em in droves just waiting for your next palindrome or other significant post number.
                  • Exciting number chasing (no counting) games
                  • Much much more!
                  Introducing………………………..

                  The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club!

                  Click Here to Join Now!


                  Hailed as by far the finest drivel club on the web you’ll feel right at home where you can relax, unwind, work on your drivel and just generally pass the time in an exclusive environment surrounded by the finest décor and top quality company – but don’t take my word for it – hear what some of our members have to say:

                  [Insert testimonial]

                  [Insert testimonial]

                  [Insert testimonial]

                  [Insert testimonial]

                  Well now you’ve seen the amazing benefits of an exclusive 'The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club' membership I must warn you that there are only limited memberships left – and they’re going fast!
                  But I tell you what – as it’s January and we’re feeling like rich contractors – if you sign up for a The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club membership before midnight tonight you’ll get 3 months half price!

                  Click Here to Join The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club Now!

                  [Insert testimonial]

                  [Insert testimonial]

                  I know how it feels to be unable to sleep at night and function properly during the day due to being clogged up with pent up drivel – I can tell you it’s hell on earth, so if that’s you then you can alleviate all of that right now and never suffer from drivelstipation again – but I have to reiterate that the places are going fast, in fact I think there may only be three left and I think I can hear the phone ringing now......

                  Click Here to Join The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club Now!

                  [Insert testimonial]

                  If you Act Now – RIGHT NOW you can be one of the last in the door and never worry about what to do with your drivel ever again – just click the link below NOW and start drivelling instantly! See you on the other side, this banana’s for you!

                  Click Here to Join The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club Now!

                  [Insert testimonial]

                  [Insert testimonial]

                  Click Here to Join The TPD Jazz & Spank Drivel Club Now!

                  [insert name]
                  CEO & Professor of Drivelology

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    testimonial 1:-
                    ===========================
                    I used to be depressed and suicidal. But thanks to tpd my life is now worth living. drivel has turned me around. my gf and I have never been happier. but then we do love a good
                    Jog On - could you also include a link to :-
                    http://tpdville.myminicity.com/ ?

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                      dear mr ferret,

                      i just want to let you know how pleased i and my husband were with the tpd jazz & spank drivel club. the joining fee was waived on account of my late husbands inability disability and for this i officially thank you. the portal access was one of the best we ever experienced together and i have to say that without the tpd jazz and spank club his last few months would have been dreary and drivel free. now i know that he is smiling in the land of loon.

                      yours ever gratefully

                      mrs ronald worthing - worthing

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