Originally posted by zeitghost
Though forgetting to wear the pj bottoms makes you sexy... 
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Don't wear bottoms in the summer.... does that count
Bazza gets caught
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Now I have to go wash my hands again damnitOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostDon't wear bottoms in the summer.... does that count
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<shivers>Originally posted by cailin maith View PostDon't wear bottoms in the summer.... does that countComment
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omg jog. that is a masterpiece! faq? this needs to go on your page! faq? are you there? jog - gets a virtual high five!Originally posted by Jog On View PostI have now fashioned the beginnings of a sales page:
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testimonials are needed!Comment
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Thankyou!
It’s actually the first one I’ve written – it’s still WIP
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Bath time
Later tpd'ers
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something like:
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bye bye bunneh.Comment
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That’s great!
Just need a few more of those and we’re sorted!
Off now – later all
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