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Last edited by Contractor UK; 8 January 2010, 10:52.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Bear View PostDecided not to attend the workshop todayDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Well first up, we need ideas.
And colour schemes
Like the warehouse idea - we could rent out space for storage. That could help with the cost of running the place.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhat about the bint who drops her top for you? Won't she miss you?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhat about the bint who drops her top for you? Won't she miss you?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI have an idea for registering TPD with Tarpon and claiming £15 expenses every day through Tarpon's dispensation and then requesting a cheque for the total from HMRC at the end of each quarter.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIt will get worse. Trust me.
The Missus & I decided we wouldn't have kids (bad role models, too icky, irresponsible attitudes, The Bomb, not ready yet, global overpopulation, just not interested, too lazy, etc.)
<some other stuff that I removed>
I've got a whole stockpile of jokes and only 9 months to use them. I mean 6 or 7 months of me going "do you serioulsy know how much its going to hurt" should be enough payback for that episode.
Maybe I need some visual aids. Like a watermellon and the dogs rubber ring he chews on. Hmm....Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostWell first up, we need ideas.
Can we put convert one of the cupboards into a kitchenette: small fridge/freezer, microwave, toaster, DISHWASHER (I've worked in offices!)?
Or do we expand the coffee area to provide all this?
I was assuming the coffee area would be like in a small hotel where we can meet guests and generally behave professionally, but a kitchen would be where we nuke our curries and heat up pop-tarts.
Talking of pop-tarts, any ideas for a receptionist? Denny perhaps?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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We're going to need a network. WiFi
We'll need to find a supplier to fit and maintain that.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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a buyer - someone to source the fixtures, fittings, furniture, kitchen stuff, bar supplies etc
We need someone who is good at shopping - any ideasSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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