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16 January 2008, 10:11

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we knew you'd come crawling back

Just having a cup of tea and a rest....

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16 January 2008, 10:12

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I am so sick of working all ready.........

Moi Aussi !!
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16 January 2008, 10:19

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#3333 posts.

Go me.

Go SP

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16 January 2008, 10:23

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What's the plan for today then folks?

A continuation of last night's plan? A general smartening up of the place?

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we need some ideas for decor etc

we'll poll the members tomorrow - one day only for submission of ideas

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So we have
Reception area (with suitable receptionist!!)

cloakroom

cosy area with log fire

coffee area

valet parking

Bar - Serving Bananas during contract time - Booze at other times

anything else?

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We've got:

Diver - Site Foreman
Browneissue - Fund Raising

We need volunteers for the work

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Keep thinking of ideas and we need an implementation plan

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16 January 2008, 10:28

I'm bored today

Decided not to attend the workshop today

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16 January 2008, 10:31

OK - project update

Any news on fundraising?

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16 January 2008, 10:34

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Please....young single guy alert here. I know your both 30+ and the biological clock is ticking but for the love of god I don't want to hear it....

It will get worse. Trust me.

The Missus & I decided we wouldn't have kids (bad role models, too icky, irresponsible attitudes, The Bomb, not ready yet, global overpopulation, just not interested, too lazy, etc.)

But we have been subjected to listening all our friends & peers talking about the whole kids thing for the past ten bloody years.

Ovulation: how, where and when to shove the thermometer so Daddy-To-Be can be told when he is allowed Humpy Pumpy this month. I've seen charts Blu-Taked to the fridge, FFS.

Baby milk sick. Colours, staining, smell, consistency.

Nappies. For some reason, parents only talk about the contents of nappies at the dinner table. When we were all childless, I was the disgusting one. I haven't changed but now they can all gross me out with just a few words. "See this asparagus? When it comes out of Tabatha it always..."

"So, house prices, new car, blah, blah, Timmikins come here" ... inserts hand down back of nappy and sniffs ... "you need changing young man, ask for promotion and would you care for a second helping? Oh, not eating?"

Baby's first tulip. I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

Tear or cut? Discuss.

Words that will make me leave the room: Prolapse. Haemorrhoids. Ectopic pregnancy. Fibroids.

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16 January 2008, 10:37

I'd like to help with the TPD project.... but I am not sure what I could do....

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#60719

16 January 2008, 10:39

Pah. We need the TPD warehouse or at least some storage.

If this new place needs to racking or a forklift or 2 i'll look at it
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16 January 2008, 10:40

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I'd like to help with the TPD project.... but I am not sure what I could do....

Motivate the workforce. A bit like when the pinups used to sing to the troops in the war.

Bring bananas.
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