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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    we knew you'd come crawling back
    Just having a cup of tea and a rest....
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      I am so sick of working all ready.........
      Moi Aussi !!

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        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        #3333 posts.

        Go me.


        Go SP

        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          What's the plan for today then folks?
          A continuation of last night's plan? A general smartening up of the place?

          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          we need some ideas for decor etc

          we'll poll the members tomorrow - one day only for submission of ideas
          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          So we have
          • Reception area (with suitable receptionist!!)
          • cloakroom
          • cosy area with log fire
          • coffee area
          • valet parking
          • Bar - Serving Bananas during contract time - Booze at other times

          anything else?
          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          We've got:

          Diver - Site Foreman
          Browneissue - Fund Raising

          We need volunteers for the work
          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          Keep thinking of ideas and we need an implementation plan
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            I'm bored today

            Decided not to attend the workshop today
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              OK - project update

              Any news on fundraising?
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                Please....young single guy alert here. I know your both 30+ and the biological clock is ticking but for the love of god I don't want to hear it....
                It will get worse. Trust me.

                The Missus & I decided we wouldn't have kids (bad role models, too icky, irresponsible attitudes, The Bomb, not ready yet, global overpopulation, just not interested, too lazy, etc.)

                But we have been subjected to listening all our friends & peers talking about the whole kids thing for the past ten bloody years.

                Ovulation: how, where and when to shove the thermometer so Daddy-To-Be can be told when he is allowed Humpy Pumpy this month. I've seen charts Blu-Taked to the fridge, FFS.

                Baby milk sick. Colours, staining, smell, consistency.

                Nappies. For some reason, parents only talk about the contents of nappies at the dinner table. When we were all childless, I was the disgusting one. I haven't changed but now they can all gross me out with just a few words. "See this asparagus? When it comes out of Tabatha it always..."

                "So, house prices, new car, blah, blah, Timmikins come here" ... inserts hand down back of nappy and sniffs ... "you need changing young man, ask for promotion and would you care for a second helping? Oh, not eating?"

                Baby's first tulip. I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

                Tear or cut? Discuss.

                Words that will make me leave the room: Prolapse. Haemorrhoids. Ectopic pregnancy. Fibroids.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  I'd like to help with the TPD project.... but I am not sure what I could do....
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Pah. We need the TPD warehouse or at least some storage.

                    If this new place needs to racking or a forklift or 2 i'll look at it

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      I'd like to help with the TPD project.... but I am not sure what I could do....
                      Motivate the workforce. A bit like when the pinups used to sing to the troops in the war.

                      Bring bananas.

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