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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Oops. Just spilled beer in my keyboard.

    Damn.

    I hate wasting beer.
    Suck keyboard ?
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Clean out keyboard with cotton bud and then suck cotton bud (beer lolly )
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Ooh, That was worth learning.

        You know the brown-grey grunge that forms on the keys?

        Beer shifts it!

        I always used to use Foamclene and cotton buds.

        In future: beer rinse!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Suck keyboard ?


          That was my first reaction! I slurped up the puddles off the keys!

          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Plan B Alert!

            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Clean out keyboard with cotton bud and then suck cotton bud (beer lolly )
            [FLASH]Plan B Alert[/FLASH]

            A search in Google for "BEER LOLLY" returns 14 hits.

            Why so few? The MUST BE a market for a beer lolly.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


              That was my first reaction! I slurped up the puddles off the keys!

              Along with all the dessicated skin flakes
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                puke!!!!
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Along with all the dessicated skin flakes
                  So? They're my skin flakes. And any other muck I suck in is only the same dust that I breathe all day.

                  No worries.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    So? They're my skin flakes. And any other muck I suck in is only the same dust that I breathe all day.

                    No worries.
                    You probably eat KFC,Mac's and Kebabs too, don't you?
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      puke!!!!
                      ___________________
                      "Warning" May contain nut
                      That'll be AtW's squirrel sick!
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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